Affirmations to become millionire is not working

Welcome to the realm of financial delusion, where chanting "I am wealthy" in the mirror somehow fails to magically materialize a yacht in your driveway. Ever wonder why those affirmations aren't working? Maybe it's because your bank account can't hear you. Or perhaps the universe is too busy laughing at your attempts to manifest millions while eating ramen for the fifth night in a row. Join me as we explore the hilarious world of get-rich-quick schemes and the harsh reality that awaits those who believe positive thinking alone can turn them into the next Jeff Bezos. Spoiler alert: It can't, but at least we can have a good laugh about it.