My boyfriend buys an insane number of gadgets

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to enter the chaotic world of my relationship, where my boyfriend's insatiable appetite for gadgets threatens to turn our home into a Best Buy showroom. Picture this: a man who can't resist the siren call of every shiny new device, from smart toasters that burn WiFi symbols onto bread to AI-powered cat litter boxes that analyze feline waste. Our apartment has become a graveyard for abandoned tech, with drawer after drawer filled with obsolete chargers and forgotten fitness trackers. But fear not, for I've devised a foolproof plan to curb his spending habits – I'm convincing him that carrier pigeons are making a comeback as the ultimate communication device. Stay tuned for the hilarious aftermath!

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