My boyfriend is so addicted to astrology and numerology

So, my boyfriend's obsession with astrology and numerology has reached new heights. The other day, I caught him consulting star charts before deciding which cereal to eat for breakfast. Apparently, the alignment of Jupiter with his birth moon meant Froot Loops were a no-go. And don't even get me started on our date nights. He insists on calculating the "cosmic compatibility" of every restaurant we consider. Last week, we ended up eating hot dogs from a street vendor because it was the only place with a "harmonious energy signature." I swear, if he tells me one more time that Mercury's retrograde is responsible for our Wi-Fi going out, I might just lose it and throw his crystal collection out the window.

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