Desperate LinkedIn networking

Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever felt the overwhelming urge to connect with every breathing soul on LinkedIn? Picture this: You're scrolling through your feed, desperately seeking validation from strangers who claim to be "thought leaders" and "disruptors." Suddenly, you find yourself crafting the perfect message to that CEO you've never met, convinced they'll be blown away by your "unique perspective." Before you know it, you're knee-deep in a rabbit hole of connection requests, humble brags, and cringe-worthy inspirational quotes. Welcome to the wild world of desperate LinkedIn networking, where your self-worth is measured in endorsements and your dreams are crushed by those three magical words: "Who is this?"

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