My India trip is so disgusting and gross

Picture this: I'm standing in the middle of a bustling Indian street, surrounded by a symphony of honking horns and the pungent aroma of... well, let's just say it wasn't curry. My carefully planned trip to the land of spices and spirituality quickly devolved into a comedic nightmare. From dodging sacred cows on the sidewalk to accidentally drinking tap water and spending quality time with my new best friend, the toilet, every moment was an adventure in survival. But hey, at least I got to experience the true essence of India – up close and personal with its germs, grime, and gastrointestinal surprises. Buckle up, folks, because this tale of cultural shock and intestinal distress is about to take you on a wild ride through the underbelly of the subcontinent.

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