Gentrification woes

Welcome to the urban jungle, where avocado toast and artisanal coffee shops are the new predators. Remember when your neighborhood was all dive bars and questionable characters? Well, those days are gone, replaced by yoga studios and overpriced boutiques. Now, instead of dodging drug dealers, you're dodging strollers and dog walkers. The local bodega? It's now an organic juice bar. Your favorite greasy spoon? It's a vegan bistro serving kale smoothies. And don't even get me started on the rent. It's skyrocketing faster than a hipster's beard growth. So grab a seat, preferably one that hasn't been upcycled, and let's dive into the wild world of gentrification, where the only thing more inflated than property values are the egos of the newcomers.

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