Questionable self-care routines

Ever felt like your self-care routine is more self-sabotage than self-love? Welcome to the wild world of questionable wellness trends, where kale smoothies meet vodka shots, and meditation apps compete with doom-scrolling marathons. We've all been there, convincing ourselves that binge-watching true crime documentaries at 3 AM is somehow "relaxing." Or maybe you've tried that trendy activated charcoal face mask, only to end up looking like a confused chimney sweep. From questionable crystals to dubious detoxes, we're diving headfirst into the hilarious pitfalls of modern self-care. So grab your jade roller, light some overpriced candles, and prepare to laugh at the absurdity of our collective quest for inner peace.

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