Overpriced artisanal everything

Welcome to a world where a single slice of avocado toast costs more than your monthly rent. Where hipsters with man buns and ironic t-shirts debate the merits of small-batch, hand-crafted, organic, fair-trade, gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO, artisanal water. Yes, you heard that right - water. But why stop there? We've got artisanal air, artisanal dirt, and even artisanal existential crises. Join me as we dive headfirst into this pretentious abyss, where every mundane item is elevated to god-like status and priced accordingly. Prepare to laugh, cry, and question your life choices as we explore the ridiculous realm of overpriced artisanal everything.

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