My horrifying Uber driver experience

Picture this: You're exhausted, it's 2 AM, and you just want to get home. Enter the Uber from hell. My driver, let's call him "Chainsaw Charlie," had a collection of questionable items on his dashboard that would make a serial killer blush. As we swerved through dark alleys, he regaled me with tales of his past lives as a circus clown and part-time taxidermist. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse, he asked if I wanted to see his "pet" in the trunk. Spoiler alert: it wasn't a cute puppy. Buckle up, folks, because this ride is about to take a turn into the twilight zone of transportation nightmares.

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