Failed attempts at veganism

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a journey into the hilariously misguided world of failed veganism attempts. Ever tried to convince yourself that kale chips are just as satisfying as bacon? Or attempted to milk an almond with your bare hands? We've all been there, desperately trying to save the planet one wilted salad at a time. Tonight, we'll dive headfirst into the green abyss of plant-based living gone wrong. From accidental cheese binges to secret midnight meat runs, no leafy stone will be left unturned. So grab your quinoa-stuffed cushions and get ready for a gut-busting ride through the trials and tribulations of wannabe vegans everywhere. Trust me, by the end of this, you'll never look at a tofu scramble the same way again.