Purchasing Bitcoin made me bankrupt

Ladies and gentlemen, picture this: a broke comedian with dreams of striking it rich. That's right, yours truly decided to jump on the Bitcoin bandwagon. I thought I'd be rolling in digital gold, sipping virtual cocktails on a blockchain beach. Instead, I'm here tonight, performing for loose change and leftover nachos. Who knew that "To the moon!" meant plummeting to the depths of financial ruin? But hey, at least I can proudly say I'm a crypto pioneer – pioneering new ways to lose money faster than ever before. So, buckle up, folks, as I take you on a hilarious journey through the highs and lows of my Bitcoin misadventure. Trust me, it's a wild ride you won't want to miss!

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