Brutal dating rejections

Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through the savage world of dating rejections! We've all been there, strutting our stuff, thinking we're God's gift to humanity, only to be shot down faster than a clay pigeon at a skeet shooting competition. Tonight, we're diving headfirst into the cesspool of crushed egos, shattered dreams, and hilariously brutal put-downs that make up the dating scene. From the classic "It's not you, it's me" to the soul-crushing "I'd rather date my grandma's dentures," we'll explore the creative ways people crush our hopes and leave us questioning our very existence. So grab a drink, embrace the pain, and let's laugh at our collective misery!

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