Unsolicited parenting advice

Ever notice how everyone becomes a parenting expert the moment you have a kid? Suddenly, your childless cousin is lecturing you on sleep schedules, and the lady at the grocery store is critiquing your choice of baby food. It's like having a child automatically signs you up for a lifetime subscription to "Unwanted Opinions Weekly." And don't even get me started on the judgmental looks when your toddler has a meltdown in public. Because clearly, little Timmy's tantrum is a direct result of your failure as a human being, not the fact that he's, you know, two. Welcome to the wonderful world of unsolicited parenting advice, where everyone's an expert and your sanity is optional.

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