My boyfriend is so egoistic

Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever dated someone so full of themselves, they make Narcissus look humble? Well, buckle up, because my boyfriend's ego is so massive, it has its own gravitational pull. I swear, when he walks into a room, mirrors crack under the pressure of reflecting such greatness. He's so self-absorbed, he thinks the sun rises just to admire his perfectly chiseled jawline. I once caught him whispering sweet nothings to his own reflection – and let me tell you, it wasn't PG-13. But don't worry, I've found the perfect solution: I've started referring to him as "we" because there's no way one person could contain that much self-importance. Join me as we dive into the hilarious world of dating the human embodiment of a peacock on steroids.

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