Failed attempts at digital detox

Ever tried to break up with your phone? It's like telling a clingy ex you need space, but your ex is a pocket-sized supercomputer that knows all your secrets. You start with grand plans: "I'll read books! I'll reconnect with nature!" Cut to day three: you're googling "withdrawal symptoms from not checking Instagram" on your smart fridge. Suddenly, you're seeing notifications in your sleep and mistaking bird calls for text alerts. It's a brave new world out there, folks - one where we're all secretly hoping for a power outage just to have an excuse to unplug. But let's face it, we'd probably spend that time trying to figure out how to charge our phones using a potato and two paper clips.

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