My dating experience with a doctor

Ever dated a doctor? I did, and let me tell you, it's not all stethoscopes and sexy scrubs. Picture this: Our first date, I show up with a fake cough, hoping for some free medical advice. Instead, I get a lecture on the importance of hand sanitizer and a complimentary rectal exam. Talk about a pain in the ass! But hey, at least I know my prostate's healthy. Little did I know, this was just the beginning of a rollercoaster romance filled with surprise diagnoses, impromptu physicals, and enough medical jargon to make my head spin. Buckle up, folks, because this story of love and latex gloves is about to get real messy.

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