Misguided life advice

Ever wondered why your life's a mess? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to dish out some seriously questionable wisdom. From "follow your dreams" to "just be yourself," we're diving headfirst into the cesspool of misguided life advice that's been ruining lives for generations. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even cry as we dissect the pearls of idiocy masquerading as profound insights. Trust me, by the end of this, you'll be questioning everything you thought you knew about adulting. So, grab a drink, silence your inner voice of reason, and let's embark on this hilarious journey of terrible decisions and even worse consequences.