Absurd beauty standards

Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever looked in the mirror and thought, "Wow, I'm not nearly triangular enough to be considered attractive"? Well, buckle up, because we're about to dive into the wild world of absurd beauty standards! From eyelashes long enough to sweep your floor to abs so chiseled you could grate cheese on them, we've got it all. And let's not forget the latest trend: having a face that's perfectly symmetrical... but only when viewed through a funhouse mirror. So grab a seat, pour yourself a kale smoothie, and get ready to laugh at the ridiculous hoops we jump through just to feel pretty. Trust me, by the end of this, you'll either be crying from laughter or frantically googling "how to achieve a thigh gap while eating an entire pizza."

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