I purchased overpriced macbook and i am regretting

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for a tale of technological tragedy. Picture this: me, a hopeful soul, seduced by the siren song of sleek aluminum and that glowing fruit logo. I waltzed into the Apple store, credit card in hand, ready to join the elite club of MacBook owners. Little did I know, I was about to embark on a journey of buyer's remorse that would make even the most hardened tech enthusiasts weep. From struggling to find ports that seemingly vanished into thin air, to watching my bank account shrivel faster than a raisin in the sun, this is a story of how I learned the hard way that sometimes, the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree of regret.