My Ex-Husband Used Me to Get a Green Card

Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up for a wild ride through the twisted saga of my ex-husband's grand American dream. Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a fairytale wedding, and a husband who suddenly developed an insatiable appetite for apple pie and baseball. Little did I know, I was just his golden ticket to the land of opportunity. As I stand here today, a proud citizen of Dumpsville, population: me, I can't help but marvel at the ingenious lengths some people will go to for a little green card. So, grab your passports and join me on this hilarious journey of love, betrayal, and bureaucratic shenanigans that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about marriage and immigration.