My Desperate Attempts to Become Rich.

Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up for a wild ride through my hilariously misguided journey to join the elite ranks of the filthy rich. From pyramid schemes that left me with nothing but a garage full of energy drinks, to my failed attempt at becoming a professional cat whisperer, I've tried it all. I even considered selling my left kidney on the black market, but apparently, they're not in high demand these days. Join me as I recount my desperate, cringe-worthy, and utterly ridiculous attempts to strike it rich. Trust me, by the end of this, you'll either be laughing your way to the bank or thanking your lucky stars you're not me.

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