My stupid friends raised a lot of money for super silly ideas

Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up for a wild ride through the entrepreneurial escapades of my so-called friends. Picture this: a group of supposedly intelligent individuals raising obscene amounts of cash for ideas that make pet rocks look like Nobel Prize-winning inventions. We're talking about revolutionary concepts like edible shoelaces, underwater hair dryers, and GPS systems for finding lost socks. But wait, there's more! These geniuses managed to convince actual humans with functioning brains to part with their hard-earned money for these groundbreaking innovations. Join me as we dive headfirst into the absurd world of crowdfunding gone wrong and explore the depths of human gullibility. Trust me, you'll never look at your piggy bank the same way again.