Misanthropic customer service

Welcome to the twilight zone of customer service, where the phrase "How may I help you?" is secretly code for "How can I ruin your day?" Ever wonder why that cheerful voice on the other end of the line sounds a little too happy? It's because they're gleefully imagining ways to transfer you to another department. Join me as we dive into the dark, twisted world of customer service, where hold music is a form of torture, and "your call is important to us" really means "we're laughing at your misery." Buckle up, because we're about to explore the hilarious horrors of dealing with people who'd rather eat glass than solve your problems.

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